Joke

Lebanese Business

George (the Lebanese father) says to his son . . . 'I want you to marry a girl of my choice.'

The son says, 'I will choose my own bride!!!'

George says, 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.'

Son answers, 'Well, in that case . . . ok.'

Next George approaches Bill Gates and says, 'I have a husband for your daughter.'

Bill Gates answers, 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!'

George says, 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'

Bill Gates answers, 'Ah, in that case . . . ok.'

Finally, George goes to see the president of the World Bank. George says, 'I have a young man to recommend as a vice-president.'

The president answers, 'But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!'

George says, 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'

The president answers: 'Ah, in that case . . . ok.'

And that, my friends, is how Lebanese do business!