Lebanese Business
George (the Lebanese father) says to his son . . . 'I want you to marry a girl of my choice.'
The son says, 'I will choose my own bride!!!'
George says, 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.'
Son answers, 'Well, in that case . . . ok.'
Next George approaches Bill Gates and says, 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates answers, 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!'
George says, 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates answers, 'Ah, in that case . . . ok.'
Finally, George goes to see the president of the World Bank. George says, 'I have a young man to recommend as a vice-president.'
The president answers, 'But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!'
George says, 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'
The president answers: 'Ah, in that case . . . ok.'
And that, my friends, is how Lebanese do business!
